Children Are Like Puppies: You

It's So Unfair That We Should Die, Just Because We Are Born.

Ah, The Feeling You Get Holding A Diamond In Your Hand! It Seems To Bore Into Your Skin, To Burn, To Breathe. It's Like Holding A Bit Of The Moon In Your Hand.

A Divorcee Is A Women Who Got Married So She Didn't Have To Work, But Now Works So She Doesn't Have To Get Married.

[to Reporter Who Telephoned With News Of Her Oscar:] If You Are Joking Me, I Will Get Up Immediately And Kill You Wherever You Are.

Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took Me So Long To Earn Them.