Children Are Like Puppies: You

A Divorcee Is A Women Who Got Married So She Didn't Have To Work, But Now Works So She Doesn't Have To Get Married.

Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took Me So Long To Earn Them.

Children Are Like Puppies: You Have To Keep Them Near You, And Look After Them, If You Want Their Affection.

Great Passions, My Dear, Don't Exist: They're Liars Fantasies. What Do Exist Are Little Loves That May Last For A Short Or A Longer While.

Ah, The Feeling You Get Holding A Diamond In Your Hand! It Seems To Bore Into Your Skin, To Burn, To Breathe. It's Like Holding A Bit Of The Moon In Your Hand.