Charity In The Theater Begins

Poor People Know Poor People, And Rich People Know Rich People. It Is One Of The Few Things La Rochefoucauld Did Not Say, But Then La Rochefoucauld Never Lived In The Bronx.

Boredom Is The Keynote Of Poverty - Of All Its Indignities, It Is Perhaps The Hardest Of All To Live With - For Where There Is No Money There Is No Change Of Any Kind.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

There's Nothing The Matter With Hollywood That A Good Earthquake Couldn't Cure.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.