Chaperons Don't Enforce Morality; They

It Is One Of Miss Manners's Great Discoveries That One Needn't Contradict Others In Order To Set Them Straight.

You Don't Want To Look Too Chic At A Washington Party Or People Will Think You Don't Have A Job Worth Losing.

If It's Against State Law, It's Generally Considered A Breach Of Etiquette.

A Lot Of Men Got Upset At The Feminist Movement Because They Had All The Toys And We Wanted Some.

Generosity And Gratitude Are Inseparably Linked.