Celluloid Heroes Never Feel Any

I Looked In The Mirror At My Pigeon Chest, I Had To Put My Clothes On Cause It Made Me Depressed.

Underneath That Rude Exterior, You've Got A Heart Of Gold.

They Filled Us Full Of False Illusions And Promiscuity, And They Led Us Down That Class-less Road Of Mediocrity.

I'm Not Cheap, You Understand, I'm Just A Cut Price Person In A Low Budget Land.

Accept Your Life And What It Brings, I Know Tomorrow You Find Better Things.