Celebrity Culture Has Gone Crazy,

If Your Wife Went Out With Brad Pitt, You'd Want To Prove Yourself, You Know What I Mean?

I've Had Tinnitus For About 10 Years, But Since I Started Protecting My Ears It Hasn't Got Any Worse. Looking After Your Ears Is Unfortunately Something You Don't Think About Until There's A Problem. I Wish I'd Thought About It Earlier.

Life Is Miraculous, Even When It's Disastrous, It's Still Incredible, I'm Fascinated With Everything, Life Is Fascinating, I'm Fascinated By Trees And Dogs, But No One Wants To Hear Me Talk About It.

We Rely More On Enthusiasm Than Actual Skill. Whatever You Do, Do It Enthusiastically And People Will Like It More.

I Love 'last Friday Night' By Katy Perry Almost As Much As 'karma Police', And If You Want To Straddle That Line, You Have To Take The Slings And Arrows.