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It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.