Can't Win Without Talent, You

The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That They Become Sophomores.

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When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!

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Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.