Can't Win Without Talent, You

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

I Had My Moment On The Stage. The Trick In Life Is To Know When To Leave.

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.