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Studies Have Shown People Listen To Tv Than Watch It.

We Have The - The Longest, Friendliest Border, You Know, For The - For The Longest Time In The History - In Recorded History, Really, With Canada. And They Get To Sit On Their Moral Perch, You Know, Take The Moral High Ground, Say, Oh, United States, Shame On You About Iraq. They Make Us Look Bad Internationally. And It's Really Not Fair.

Europeans Take Their Soccer Pretty Seriously. So, When This Turkish Tv Host Had The Nerve To Criticize The Local Team, The Fans Decided To Do Something About It, Something Like Storm The Tv Studio During A Live Show.

Bush's America. I Wish We Had More Time. I Didn't Even Vote For Him The Second Time, And I Feel Like I Got To Defend Him.

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.