Calling A Taxi In Texas

I Woke Up At Five O'clock In The Morning With The Whole First Paragraph In My Head. Now, This Just Shows What A Slothful Person I Am: I Tried To Go Back To Sleep.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

Lifestyle. Not A Word At All, Really - Rather A Wordette. A Genuine Case Of More Is Less. ... The Word Life And The Word Style Are, Except In Rare Cases (and Chances Are That You're Not Of Them), Mutually Exclusive.

By The Time Everyone Catches Up With You, You're Bored.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.