Cafe Society Is As Old

I'm Not One For Sudoku Or Crosswords - The Thing That Fires My Little Brain Is Doing Tour Budgets.

A Lot Of Pop Music Is About Stealing Pocket Money From Children.

Just Once I Would Like To Persuade The Audience Not To Wear Any Article Of Blue Denim. If Only They Could See Themselves In A Pair Of Brown Corduroys Like Mine Instead Of This Awful, Boring Blue Denim.

Cafe Society Is As Old As The Hills. Starbucks And Its Imitators Are The Coffee Face Of The New Man In A Hurry.

It Was Instilled In Me That The Money I Was Given Was Not To Be Lost Or Spent On Any Other Purpose.