[c. Montgomery] Burns Is Much

I Think Nixon Says A Lot About Those Times. It Was Possibly Hard, In The '90s And Early 2000s To Understand The Grip Of Fear That Communism Had On The Country In The 1950s And 1960s - A Fear Nixon Rode Like A Endless Great Wave On The Pacific To High Office. I'm Sure, Though There's No Evidence Of It, One Of The Things That Rankled Him Down Deep Was That It Was Called Mccarthyism And Not Nixonism.

The First Thing You've Got To Do Is Know Your Craft, And Then You Can Do Something Else With It.

I Would Come Back To Public School For Usually About Half The Year. It Was Actually Better For Me To Be Out Of School A Lot, Because I Was Two Years Younger Than Everybody, Which Is A Bad Situation, Socially.

When Nixon Died, On My Radio Show I Started Doing Sketches With Three Basic Conceits: One, There's A Place Called Heaven. Two, Nixon Got In. And Three, He's Still Taping.

The Last President We Had Was The Smartest Guy Anyone Could Remember And He Did The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Seen In The White House So Go Figure.