By 78 You've Done Everything

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.