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Nothing Shall I, While Sane, Compare With A Friend.

And By The Sacred Parchment, I Swear That If I Reveal The Secrets Of The Stonecutters, May My Stomach Become Bloated And My Head Be Plucked Of All But Three Hairs

The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty Thing, There Are Plenty Of Words There Of Every Kind.

I've Gone Back In Time To When Dinosaurs Weren't Just Confined To Zoos.