By The Time I Was

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?