By Elevating Your Reading, You

When Articulation Is Impossible, Gesticulation Comes To The Rescue.

Took Me A While To Get To The Point Today, But That Is Because I Did Not Know What The Point Was When I Started.

A Dependent Clause Is Like A Dependent Child: Incapable Of Standing On Its Own But Able To Cause A Lot Of Trouble.

I'm A Right-wing Pundit And Have Been For Many Years.

The Latin Motto Over Poindexter's New Pentagon Office Reads Scientia Est Potentia - "knowledge Is Power." Exactly: The Government's Infinite Knowledge About You Is Its Power Over You.