Buy Land. They Ain't Making

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

I Traveled A Good Deal All Over The World, And I Got Along Pretty Good In All These Foreign Countries, For I Have A Theory That It's Their Country And They Got A Right To Run It Like They Want To.

I Am Proud Of The Fact There Is Not A Human Being That I Have Got It In For. I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.