But The Reason I Became,

I Conducted A Bunch Of Interviews For Interview Magazine. They Actually Paid Me. I Think I Was Probably 18 Or 19. I Was In College And I Remember Feeling, Like, "wow." I Had A Real Job, And They Paid Me Money, And It Was Exciting.

I Don't Think There Is Anything Good About Fame. 'tables In Restaurants.' People Say That But, Then Again, Why Don't You Just Call The Day Before? Or Go Eat Somewhere Else?

When I Go Into The Stores, I Pet The Saddles. Until Security Comes And Takes Me Away.

If I Make Two Movies My Entire Life, And They're Two Movies That - Whether They Make A Lot Of Money Or Two People Go To See Them - They Speak Of Me, Then I Consider Them Incredibly Successful. I Don't Need To Be Steven Spielberg.

I Fantasize About Having A Manual Job Where I Can Come Home At Night, Read A Book And Not Feel Responsible For What Will Happen The Next Day.