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Now, I Don't Want To Get Off On A Rant Here, But Guilt Is Simply God's Way Of Letting You Know That You're Having Too Good A Time.

Here In Hollywood You Can Actually Get A Marriage License Printed On An Etch-a-sketch.

The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

The Mexican People I Know Seem To Respect The Country In A Way That Many Spoiled Brats Who Were Born Here Don't. So Come On Over Folks, The More The Merrier. But Please, Sign The Guest Book On The Way In.

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