But Really I'm Not Terribly

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To Have To Go To The Office.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.

I Wrote My Earliest Piece For The Sunday Times About Being A Young Wife.