But Let Me Tell You

Own What You Are, And I Mean Whether That's Art, Or Whether That's Fashion, Or Whether That's Music, Or Whether That's Acting, Or Whether That's Politics, Or Whether That's Literature; It's Own What You Are, And Grab It, And, You Know, Be As Prolific As Possible.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.