But It's Sunday, Mr. Bell.

The Most Dangerous Thing In The World Is To Make A Friend Of An Englishman, Because He'll Come Sleep In Your Closet Rather Than Spend 10 Shillings On A Hotel.

I Haven't Anything Against Whores, Except This: Some Of Them May Have An Honest Tongue But They All Have Dishonest Hearts.

Oh, I Adore To Cook. It Makes Me Feel So Mindless In A Worthwhile Way.

When I Am Writing, I Try To Do It Five Hours A Day But I Spend About Two Of Those Just Fooling Around.

I Think Most People Are Very, Very Much Motivated By Sex - Greed, Sex, And Hunger.