But I Always Wound Up

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.

I Have A Lot Of Regrets, Of Course I Do. I Should Have Taken That Part; I Should Have Maybe Married That One, I Don't Know, But I Didn't. So I Am What I Am And I'm Pretty Confident That I Can Break In. I Think What I Have To Offer On Film And On Television Is Honest.

I Think When You Get Married, It Should Be Forever. Even Though I Did Get Married Once And It Was Annulled. I Don't Know. For Myself, I Just Want To Have Kids By The Same Person And Stay With The Same Person.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.