Brother Will Kill Brother, Spilling

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

Mogami Cable Is Durable And Flexible Enough To Practically Build A Suspension Bridge With But I'll Settle For Using It For My Guitars And Amps!

I Guess Because I Had Such A Horrible Life Growing Up, Going From Place To Place Not Knowing What I Was Gonna Do And Ending Up Being Homeless, There Was A Lot Of Pain And A Lot Of Anger That Was Coming Out Through My Guitar Playing.

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.