Britain's Got Talent, Enormous Talent,

If I Went To A Psychiatrist, It Would Be A Long Session. I've Always Thought That I Do Have A Number Of Issues That Probably Need Dealing With, Because I Am Quite Odd In Some Ways.

You Don't Hate The Mosquito; You Just Want It Out Of Your Face.

It Simply Works. You Do It Twice A Year. Who Cares? And It Balances My Smoking And Drinking.

At 20, You're Cocky And You Think You Can Rule The World, And You Get It All Wrong.

Praise A Stranger With A Few Nice Words And He Becomes A Stranger That Calls You A Friend.