Bringing Any Movie Together Is

I Never Took Acting Classes, But I Knew I Could Do It Based On The Skill With Which I Lied To My Parents On A Regular Basis!

Every Time I've Gotten Myself Into Trouble, It's Because I'm Choosing A Project Based On A Long-term Career Goal As Opposed To Something That Speaks To Me At The Moment.

I Understand The Climate We Live In And Why People Are Curious. But It's Just Tough And Almost Emotionally Violent - For Anyone, I Think - To See Your Personal Life Summarized In A Sentence.

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

I Can't Say I've Ever Finished A Film And Been Particularly Thrilled With Myself Or Patted Myself On The Back. And Maybe That's What Keeps Me Going, And That's A Good Thing. It Speaks Volumes About How I Perceive Myself.