Bragging May Not Bring Happiness,

More Divorces Start In The Bedroom Than In Any Other Room In The House.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Keep Skid Chains On Your Tongue. Say Less Than You Think. Cultivate A Pleasant Voice. How You Say It Is Often More Important Than What You Say.

Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.