Boy, It's A Tough Planet

Light, To Me, Stands For Living In Gods Heavenly Thoughts. That's A Good Place To Live. That Is What Influenced Me To Tell Stories In Light And That Happened To Be Movies And Plays.

You Know What 'fear' Stands For? It Stands For 'false Evidence Appearing Real.' It's The Darkroom Where Satan Develops His Negatives.

I Lost My Athletic Scholarship By Injuring My Right Knee. That Right Knee Kept Me Out Of Vietnam, And I Went Into Drama. I Put Them All Together With A Football Foundation And The House Was Built On Drama - And Love And Kindness And Understanding And Grace.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

Relationship. R-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p Means This: Really Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Overwhelming Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril.