Books Make Great Gifts Because...

Once A Food Becomes Off-limits, Then It Takes On This Whole Other Personality. Forbidden Is More Tempting. And It Becomes Something Evil, But Food Is Food. Its There To Nourish Your Body.

My Eyes Aren't Special, My Nose Isn't Special, My Mouth Isn't Special.

Professionally, I Have No Major Goals. That's Partly Because I'm Really Flaky. I Want Things, But I Don't Go After Them. I'd Rather They Be Placed In My Lap.

After A Lifetime Of Losing And Gaining Weight, I Get It. No Matter How You Slice It, Weight Loss Comes Down To The Simple Formula Of Calories In, Calories Out.

Divorce Isn't The Child's Fault. Don't Say Anything Unkind About Your Ex To The Child, Because You're Really Just Hurting The Child.