Books Can Be Misleading...

How Thick Can You Get?

When Filch Wasn't Guarding The Scene Of The Crime, He Was Skulking Red-eyed Through The Corridors, Lunging Out At Unsuspecting Students And Trying To Put Them In Detention For Things Like "breathing Loudly" And "looking Happy.

So Why In The Name Of Merlin’s Saggy Left —” “don’t Talk To Your Mother Like That.

The Thing About Fantasy - There Are Certain Things You Just Don't Do In Fantasy.

Don't Let The Muggles Get You Down.