Boasting, Like Gilded Armour, Is

Of What Use Is A Philosopher Who Doesn't Hurt Anybody's Feelings?

Ability In Man Is An Apt Good, If It Be Applied To Good Ends.

He Lit A Lamp In Broad Daylight And Said, As He Went About, "i Am Looking For A Human."

One Day, Observing A Child Drinking Out Of His Hands, He Cast Away The Cup From His Wallet With The Words, "a Child Has Beaten Me In Plainness Of Living."

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.