Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.