Big Shots Are Only Little

God Made Man Merely To Hear Some Praise Of What He'd Done On Those Five Days.

No One Appreciates The Very Special Genius Of Your Conversation As The Dog Does.

A Human Being: An Ingenious Assembly Of Portable Plumbing.

The Human Mind Appears Suddenly And Inexplicably Out Of Some Unknown And Unimaginable Void. It Passes Half Its Known Life In The Mental Chaos Of Sleep. Even When Awake It Is A Victim Of Its Own Ill-adjustment, Of Disease, Of Age, Of External Suggestion, Of Nature's Compulsions; It Doubts Its Own Sensations And Trusts Only In Instruments And Averages.

Never Write Up Your Diary On The Day Itself, For It Takes Longer Than That To Know What Happened.