Believe Me When I Say

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.