Being Sober For So Many

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

I Did Quite Enjoy The Days When One Went For A Beer At One's Local In Paris And Woke Up In Corsica.

We Were In The Arabian Desert For Nine Months. And I Was Having The Time Of My Life. It Could Have Been An Archeological Expedition, A Military Expedition.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

And Maddest Of All, To See Life As It Is And Not As It Should Be.