Being In Drag For Three

I'm Into Classic Games Like Donkey Kong, And Also Collect Vintage Tour T-shirts - Everything From Olivia Newton-john To Duran Duran. I've Got A Chicago One Worth $100.

They Asked Me Why I Was Wearing Heels, And I Said, I'm Trying To Hide My Ass. They Gave Me A Prosthetic Behind.

I Was Pretty Much A Homebody; Didn't Really Go To School Dances, Never Went To A Prom. I Was A Bit Of A Loner, A Geek.

Though It`s A Small Price To Pay, Shaving My Head Has Opened More Doors Than I Ever Thought Possible.

I Was A Mechanic At A Go-cart Place, A Deejay At A Roller Rink, A Telemarketer In New York, A Grocery Bagger.