Being An Old Maid Is

Nicknames Are Fond Names. We Do Not Give Them To People We Dislike.

Emma Mcchesney Was Engaged In That Nerve-wracking Process Known As Getting Things Out Of The Way. When Emma Mcchesney Aimed To Get Things Out Of The Way She Did Not Use A Shovel; She Used A Road-drag.

There Is An Interesting Resemblance In The Speeches Of Dictators, No Matter What Country They May Hail From Or What Language They May Speak.

Celebratin' New Year's Eve Is Like Eatin' Oranges. You Got To Let Go Your Dignity T' Really Enjoy 'em.

It's Difficult To Write A Really Good Short Story Because It Must Be A Complete And Finished Reflection Of Life With Only A Few Words To Use As Tools. There Isn't Time For Bad Writing In A Short Story.