Being American Is, I Think,

The Rewards For Being Sane May Not Be Very Many, But Knowing What's Funny Is One Of Them.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

The Ideal Of Brotherhood Of Man, The Building Of The Just City, Is One That Cannot Be Discarded Without Lifelong Feelings Of Disappointment And Loss. But, If We Are To Live In The Real World, Discard It We Must.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.