Being Against Evil Doesn't Make

For A Poet He Threw A Very Accurate Milk Bottle.

I Used To Play Cello. My Mother Kept Me Out Of School A Whole Year To Study Music And Counterpoint. She Thought I Had Ability, But I Was Absolutely Without Talent.

Night Life Is When Everybody Says What The Hell And You Do Not Remember Who Paid The Bill.

There Are Two Kinds Of Stories, The Ones You Live And The Ones You Make Up. And Nobody Knows The Difference, And I Don't Ever Tell Which Is Which.

How Did We Go Bankrupt? Two Ways. Slowly, And Then All Of A Sudden.