Being A Personality Is Not

Television Is More Interesting Than People. If It Were Not We Should Have People Standing In The Corner Of Our Room.

Disneyworld... Is A Historical Reconstruction As Sanitised As The Kremlin's, And A Future Vision As Uncognisant Of Contemporary Pointers As Peter Pan's. It Is A Magic Carpet Under Which Everything Has Been Swept.

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?

The Word "souvenir" Has, Of Course, Slightly Extended Itself In Meaning Until It Now Denotes Almost Anything Either Breakable Or Useless; But Even Today, Ninety Per Cent Of The Items Covered By The Word Are Forgettable Objects In Which Cigarettes Can Be Left To Go Stale.

All I Know Of Birds To This Date Is That Sparrows Are The Ones That Are Not Pigeons.