Being A Movie Star Was

When You're Young And Healthy You Can Plan On Monday To Commit Suicide, And By Wednesday You're Laughing Again.

A Sweater Is Like Life, You Get Nothing Out Of It That You Don't Put Into It!

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.

I've Never Liked The Name Marilyn. I've Often Wished That I Had Held Out That Day For Jean Monroe. But I Guess It's Too Late To Do Anything About It Now.

I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let People Fool Themselves. They Didn't Bother To Find Out Who And What I Was. Instead They Would Invent A Character For Me. I Wouldn't Argue With Them. They Were Obviously Loving Somebody I Wasn't.