Being A Lad Is What

I Find Words Really Hard.

There's No Rules. Show Me The Rule Book.

I Was Brought Up Catholic. Then I Had A Joint And Looked At The World Differently.

I Didn't Always Want To Be A Dad.

Yeah, I've Mellowed, But Not In The Sense Of Liking Radiohead Or Coldplay . I Don't Hate Them, I Don't Wish They Had Accidents. I Think Their Fans Are Boring And Ugly And Don't Look Like They're Having A Good Time.