Being A Husband Is A

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

I Don't Read My Reviews, I Measure Them.

Every Scene, Even The Commonest, Is Wonderful, If Only One Can Detach Oneself, Casting Off All Memory Of Use And Custom And Behold It, As It Were, For The First Time.

The Parents Exist To Teach The Child, But Also They Must Learn What The Child Has To Teach Them; And The Child Has A Very Great Deal To Teach Them

I Do Want An Expensive Honeymoon. Not Because I'm Extravagant, But Because A Honeymoon Is A Solemn, Important Thing ... A Symbol. And It Ought To Be Done -- Well, Adequately.