Being A Housewife And A

The Calla Lilies Are In Bloom Again. Such A Strange Flower—suitable To Any Occasion. I Carried Them On My Wedding Day, And Now I Place Them Here In Memory Of Something That Has Died.

Why Slap Them On The Wrist With Feather When You Can Belt Them Over The Head With A Sledgehammer.

I've Made Forty-three Pictures. Naturally I'm Adorable In All Of Them.

Man Who Stands On Toilet, Gets High On Pot!

I Won't Go To A Restaurant To Eat With Friends, Always Join Them Afterwards For Coffee. In Company I Always Get Over Enthusiastic, And This Leads To Indigestion.