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I Did Shoplift But I Didn't Get In Trouble For It. I Shoplifted A Lot When I Was Little. Candy. I Would Steal Candy.

Don't Answer The Door In A Wedding Dress And Veil, He Might Not Think You're Joking.

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.

I Love Costumes. My Dream Growing Up Was Always To Have My Own Costume And Prop Shop.

As My Guests Leave Even My Most Simple Parties, I Consistently Hear The Same Thing: 'that Was The Best Time I Ever Had,' And It's Always Me Saying It. But I Do Know In My Heart They All Feel The Same Way, Probably.