Before Marriage, A Man Declares

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

A Man's Heart May Have A Secret Sanctuary Where Only One Woman May Enter, But It Is Full Of Little Anterooms Which Are Seldom Vacant.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

There's So Much Saint In The Worst Of Them, And So Much Devil In The Best Of Them, That A Woman Who's Married To One Of Them, Has Nothing To Learn Of The Rest Of Them.