Beer. Now There's A Temporary

I Always Enjoyed Writing. I Did Playlets In High School, I Did Radio Shows In College. That's One Of The Reasons I Went Down To Second City, Because You Could Do Acting And Writing.

It's The Weirdest Thing. When You Go Into Acting, You Expect To Be A Huge Star And To Be Recognized. It Did Happen, But Not In The Way You Expect It To. In L.a., I'm Just Another Character Actor.

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!