Beer Is Proof That God

Who Is Strong? He That Can Conquer His Bad Habits.

One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.

You And I Were Long Friends: You Are Now My Enemy, And I Am Yours.

There Seems To Be Three Ways For A Nation To Acquire Wealth: The First Is By War...this Is Robbery; The Second By Commerce, Which Is Generally Cheating; The Third By Agriculture, The Only Honest Way.

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.