Been There, Done That, Got

I'm A Fast Writer, And Crime Novels Are Easy To Do. It's Much Harder To Write A 1,000 Word Article, Where Everything Has To Be 100 Per Cent Correct.

He Comes Off A Little Like Practical Pig In The Three Little Pigs.

I Am A Rapist And A Sadistic Pig,' If You Get That Tattoo Removed I Will Carve It Into Your Forehead, Do You Understand?

Cortez Looked Like Someone Newly In Love, The Way Only Twenty-four-year-olds Can Look.

Faste Knew Better Than To Argue With A Doctor, Since They Were The Closest Things To God's Representatives Here On Earth.