Because We Were A Poor

Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!

Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until You Gasp For Breath.

I Don't Believe There's Any Problem In This Country, No Matter How Tough It Is, That Americans, When They Roll Up Their Sleeves, Can't Completely Ignore.

I'm 60 Years Of Age. That's 16 Celsius.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.