Because They're Stupid, That's Why.

Good Things Don't End In -eum; They End In -mania Or -teria.

Wine Can Of Their Wits The Wise Beguile, Make The Sage Frolic, And The Serious Smile

Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far And Wide

Out Of Sight,out Of Mind

Strife, Only A Slight Thing When She First Rears Her Head But Her Head Soon Hits The Sky As She Strides Across The Earth.